A couple had 7 children. Someone asked them how different was it to raise the first child from the last child. 

The couple replied, "If the first child as much as even hiccuped, we would call an ambulance. By the time we had the seventh, if a child swallowed a coin, it would be deducted from his pocket money."

😅😅😅🤔🤔😂😂😂

This one made a lot of sense to me...

New York is 3 hours ahead of California but it does not mean that California is slow, or that New York is fast. Both are  working based on their own "Time Zone."

Some one is still single. Someone got married and 'waited' 10 years before having a child. There is another who had a baby within a year of marriage.

Someone graduated at the age of 22, yet waited 5 years before securing a good job; and there is another who graduated at 27 and secured employment immediately !

Someone became CEO at 25 and died at 50 while another became a CEO at 50 and lived to 90 years. 

Everyone works based on their 'Time Zone',

People can have things worked out only according to their pace.

Work in your "time zone".

Your Colleagues, friends, younger ones might "seem" to go ahead of you.

May be some might "seem" behind you.

Everyone is in this world running their own race on their own lane in their own time. God has a different plan for everybody.Time is the difference. Obama retires at 55, Trump resumes at 70

Don't envy them or mock them, it's their 'Time Zone.' 

You are in yours!

Hold on, be strong, and stay true to yourself. All things shall work together for your good. 

You're not late … You are not early ... you're very much On time!😊👍stay blessed.

You Are In Your Time Zone...

Sometimes I feel I want to go back in time... 

Not to change things, but to feel a couple of things twice

Sometimes I wish I was a baby for a while... 

Not to be walked in the pram but to see my mother's smile

Some times I wish I could go back to school... 

Not to become a child but to learn how to be cool

Sometimes I wish I could be back in college... 

Not to be a rebel but to understand what I study

Sometimes I wish I was a fresher at my work... 

Not to do less work but to recall the joy of the first pay cheque

Sometimes I wish I could marry again all over... 

Not to change the partner but to understand the ceremony better

Sometimes I wish my kids were younger.... 

Not because they grew fast but to play with them a bit more

Sometimes I feel I still had some more time to live... 

Not to have a longer life but to know what I could give

Since the times that are gone can never come back, let's enjoy the moments as we live them from now on....

Let's celebrate our everyday lives . . . Everyday, every minute, every second.

A beautiful life is just an imagination, 

but real life is more beautiful than imagination.

So, enjoy each and every moment of your life.

Sometimes I feel I want to go back in time... 

Not to change things, but to feel a couple of things twice

Sometimes I wish I was a baby for a while... 

Not to be walked in the pram but to see my mother's smile

Some times I wish I could go back to school... 

Not to become a child but to learn how to be cool

Sometimes I wish I could be back in college... 

Not to be a rebel but to understand what I study

Sometimes I wish I was a fresher at my work... 

Not to do less work but to recall the joy of the first pay cheque

Sometimes I wish I could marry again all over... 

Not to change the partner but to understand the ceremony better

Sometimes I wish my kids were younger.... 

Not because they grew fast but to play with them a bit more

Sometimes I feel I still had some more time to live... 

Not to have a longer life but to know what I could give

Since the times that are gone can never come back, let's enjoy the moments as we live them from now on....

Let's celebrate our everyday lives . . . Everyday, every minute, every second.

One who loves till you close your eyes, is a *Mother*.

One who loves without an expression in the eyes, is a *Father*.

____________________________

*Mother* - Introduces you to the world.

*Father* - Introduces the world to you.

___________________________

*Mother* : Gives you life

*Father*   : Gives you living

__________________________

*Mother* : Makes sure you are not starving.

*Father*  : Makes sure you know the value of starving

__________________________

*Mother* : Personifies Care

*Father*: Personifies Responsibility

__________________________

*Mother* : Protects you from a fall

*Father* : Teaches you to get up from a fall.

__________________________

*Mother* : Teaches you walking.

*Father* : Teaches you walk of life

__________________________

*Mother* : Teaches from her own experiences.

*Father* : Teaches you to learn from your own experiences.

__________________________

*Mother* :  Reflects Ideology

*Father* :  Reflects Reality

___________________________

*Mother's* love is known to you since birth.

*Father's* love is known when you become a Father.

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Enjoy what your father says.

Keep loving your mother.

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FOR PEOPLE WITH A LITERARY SENSE OF HUMOUR...

"Lexophile" is a term used to describe those who are clever with words, such as "you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish", or, "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."

A competition to see who can come up with the best lexphillies is held every year in Dubuque, Iowa. 

The year's winning submissions:

... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

... The batteries were given out free of charge.

... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

... A will is a dead giveaway.

... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

... A boiled egg is hard to beat.

... Police were called to the daycare centre, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

...Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

... A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

... He had a photographic memory, which was never developed.

... When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

... Acupuncture is a job well done. That's the point of it.

😄😀

Blue films  are the most Positive Movies....

No Murder, No War, No Fight, No conspiracy, No Cheating...  !!

Lots of Love & always a very Happy Ending for all Characters!! 

Lots of religious reference "oh god, oh my god, oh my god"

No milna bichharrna, No rona dhona!! 

Good co-operation, Good co-ordination, No dramebazi, natural acting, No language problem...

AND the Best part.... 

jahan se dekho vahin se story samajh aa jati hai... 😝😝😝😝😝

Coincidence

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer.. 

Lady Next To Him-

What A Co-incidence, Even I Have Ordered Kingfisher..🍺

Man - I'm Celebrating.

Lady - Me too.

Man - What A Coincidence.

Why are you Celebrating?

Lady - My Husband & I Have Tried 4 Years For A Baby..

Today I'm Pregnant.

Man - What A Coincidence!

I Am A Farmer

For 4 Yrs My Hens couldn't lay any eggs

Today All are Laying Eggs

Lady - Wow! How Did That Happen?

Man - I Used A Different Cock 🐓

Lady Smiled & Said

WHAT A COINCIDENCE !!!

Midlife

"I think midlife is when the universe gently places her hands upon your shoulders, pulls you close, and whispers in your ear:

I'm not screwing around. It's time. All of this pretending and performing – these coping mechanisms that you've developed to protect yourself from feeling inadequate and getting hurt – has to go.

Your armour is preventing you from growing into your gifts. I understand that you needed these protections when you were small. I understand that you believed your armour could help you secure all of the things you needed to feel worthy of love and belonging, but you're still searching and you're more lost than ever.

Time is growing short. There are unexplored adventures ahead of you. You can't live the rest of your life worried about what other people think. You were born worthy of love and belonging. Courage and daring are coursing through you. You were made to live and love with your whole heart. It's time to show up and be seen.''.. something to ponder on ..

Fantastic technology

CNN  took a gigapixel photo during the Trump inauguration. Try panning and zooming into the image. You can literally see every person in the crowd. 

http://edition.cnn.com/interactive/2017/01/politics/trump-inauguration-gigapixel/

Startup

http://knowledge.wharton.upenn.edu/article/how-the-rockefeller-familys-vc-firm-picks-tech-startups/,

Asses

http://www.ba-bamail.com/content.aspx?emailid=24472&memberid=1067549&source=whatsapp

One Life will never come Again. .. .Live Today. . .

Old man has 8 hair on his head.

He went to Barber shop.

    

Barber in anger asked:

shall i cut or count ?

Old man smiled and said:

"Colour it!" 

LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you, keep smiling

If you feel STRESSED,

Give yourself A Break.

Enjoy Some..

Icecream

Choclates

Candy

Cake

Why?

B'Coz

STRESSED backwards spelling

is DESSERTS ...enjoy

Alphabetic advice for you:

A B C

Avoid Boring Company..

D E F

Don't Entertain Fools..

G H I

Go for High Ideas .

J K L M

Just Keep a friend like ME..

N O P

Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..

Q R S

Quit Reacting to Silly tales.. 

T U V

Tune Urself for ur Victory..

W X Y Z

We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life

Very ....beautiful lines pls store it.

ONE Good FRIEND is equal to ONE  Good Medicine. . .

Likewise ONE Good Group is equal to ONE Full medical store...👌🙏👍

☺😊😉😄😴

Six Best Doctors 👷in the World-

          1.Sunlight☀

              2.Rest😴

          3.Exercise🚵🏊

             4.Diet🍵🍯🍊🍑

   5.Self Confidence😇

                   &

          6.Friends👭👬

Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy🎊 healthy life

If   you   see   the   moon ..... You   see    the    beauty    of    God .....   

If    you   see    the   Sun ..... You   see    the    power   of    God .....   And ....    

If   you   see   the   Mirror. You   see     the    best    Creation of   GOD .

So    Believe   in    YOURSELF. We all are tourists & God is our travel agent who  has already fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations

So!

Trust him & Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE...

Our aim in life should be

9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0

🔹9-glass drinking water. 

🔹8-hrs sound sleep. 

🔹7-wonders tour with family.

🔹6-days work a week.

🔹5-digit income 

🔹4-wheeler.

🔹3-bedroom flat or house

🔹2-cute children. 

🔹1-sweetheart. 

🔹0-tension!

Employees

During annual executive health check up in a company, two employees were found to have normal blood pressure and blood sugar. *Both were terminated for not working hard enough*. 😝😜😜