👌Worth reading...this fish story

The Japanese have always loved fresh fish🐠 🐟🐠🐟

But the water close to Japan has not held many fish🐠🐟 for decades. 

So to feed the Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went farther than ever. 

The further the fishermen went, the longer it took to bring the fish🐠🐟🐠🐟

If the return trip took more time, the fish 🐠🐟🐠🐟 were not fresh.

To solve this problem, fish 🐠🐟 companies installed freezers on their boats. 

They would catch the fish 🐠🐟 and freeze them at sea. 

Freezers allowed the boats to go farther and stay longer. 

However, the Japanese could taste the difference between fresh and frozen fish🐠🐟 and they did not like the taste of frozen fish 🐠🐟

The frozen fish🐠🐟 brought a lower price. 

So, fishing companies installed fish tanks. 

They would catch the fish 🐠🐟 and stuff them in the tanks, fin to fin. 

After a little thrashing around, they were tired, dull, and lost their fresh-fish taste. 

The fishing industry faced an impending crisis! 

But today, they get fresh-tasting fish to Japan. 

How did they manage...? 

To keep the fish🐠🐟🐠 tasting fresh, the Japanese fishing companies still put the fish🐠🐟🐠 in the tanks but with a small shark🐋🐋

The fish🐠🐟🐠are challenged and hence are constantly on the move. 

The challenge they face keeps them alive and fresh!

Have you realized that some of us are also living in a pond but most of the time tired and dull....? 

Basically in our lives, sharks 🐋🐋 are new challenges to keep us active. 

If you are steadily conquering

challenges, you are happy. 

Your challenges keep you energized. 

Don't create Success and revel in it in a state of inertia.

You have the resources, skills and abilities to make a difference.  

Put a shark 🐋🐋 in your tank 

Judge: Why are you divorcing your wife?

Husband : We have major religious differences! 

Judge: What are those differences??

Husband : She thinks she is God, but I don't believe that 😂😂

👍👍👍An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class.

 

*That class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer*

 

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on this plan : All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade !

 

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B.

 The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.

As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! 

No one was happy. 

When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F. 

As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that communism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. 

 

*These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment :*

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation !

Whenever you feel you made mistakes in life.

Remember you are still better than ' Yahoo ' 

1998: Yahoo refuses to buy Google for 1 million dollar

2002: Yahoo realise it's mistake and tries to buy Google at 3 billion dollars. Google says give us 5 billion and Yahoo says no. 

2008: Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for 40 billion dollars. 

2016: Yahoo sold to Verizon for 4.6 billion dollars. 😎

Sharing with you all a True Story which I came across.... Really touching please read it !!!!

WHEN A LIZARD CAN, WHY CAN'T WE?

This is a true story that happened in Japan. 

In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan breaks open the wall. 

Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls.

When tearing down the walls, he found that there was a lizard stuck there because a nail from outside hammered into one of it's feet. 

He sees this, feels pity, and at the same time curious, as when he checked the nail, 

it was nailed 5 years ago when the house was first built !!!

What happened? 

The lizard has survived in such position for 5 years!!!!!!!!!! 

In a dark wall partition for 5 years without moving, it is impossible and mind-boggling.

Then he wondered how this lizard survived for 5 years! without moving a single step--since it's foot was nailed!

So he stopped his work and observed the lizard, what it has been doing, and what and how it has been eating. 

Later, not knowing from where it came, appears another lizard, with food in it's mouth.

Ah! He was stunned and touched deeply. 

For the lizard that was stuck by nail, another lizard has been feeding it for the past 5 years... 

Imagine? it has been doing that untiringly for 5 long years, without giving up hope on it's partner. 

Imagine what a small creature can do that a creature blessed with a brilliant mind can't. 

Please never abandon your loved ones

Never Say you're Busy When They Really Need You ...

You May Have The Entire World At Your Feet.....

But You Might Be The Only World To Them.... 

A Moment of negligence might break the very heart which loved you against all odds..

Before you say something just remember..it takes a moment to Break but an entire lifetime to make...

Men be careful.......This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.

(To men) Please take time to ponder. 😕

(To women) Just enjoy the story. 😋

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was: 

*What do women really want?*

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur's question thus: 

"What a woman really wants?"

She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEUATIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

OR,

would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?

(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

And Lancelot's choice is given below...

BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!

OKAY?

Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now, what is the moral to this  

The moral is...

1. There is 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is.

2. If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.

So, be careful how you treat a woman and always remember: 

IT IS EITHER "HER WAY" 

OR IT IS "NO WAY"!!! 😊😉😜😃😛😍😜

😄😜😉.

A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl answered with a  loud voice, 

"I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT

WITH YOUUU!!!!!"

All of the students in library started staring at the guy. He was very embarrassed.......

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and told him, "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. 

Let me guess, you were embarrassed, huh?"

The guy responded with a loud voice,

"200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT?!?!?!

THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!"

…and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock......

The guy leaned over and whispered, 

"I study Management, and I know how to screw people.........."

Psychology VS Management.

A husband wakes up with a hangover. He opens his eyes n sees aspirins and water.

He sits down & sees his clothes all clean & pressed....

He takes the aspirin & finds a note "Honey, breakfast is on table, I left to buy groceries. Love you"

Totally shocked,

He goes to the kitchen for breakfast. There he finds his son & asks him "What happened last night ?".

Son says: "Well Dad u came home.  @ 3am, drunk & delirious, broke all  crockery, puked in the hall & made a total mess....

Confused he asks, "then why is everything in order?" 

Son says, "Oh! Mom dragged u to the room tried to take ur clothes off & you said *"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE,  I'M MARRIED!"*

*I cant ditch her......*

*MORAL:*

Self induced hangover - 4000

broken Crockery - 10000

But....

Saying the right things when drunk........

😆 *PRICELESS !!*😆

🍺🍺 *Happy Drinking* 🍻🍻

ways to burn 100 calories:

1. Walking - 45 mins

2. Jogging/ Running - 16 mins

3. Swimming - 17 mins

4. Climbing Stairs - 16 mins

5. Tennis - 14 mins

NOTE : People who can't do all the above mentioned exercises,

Arguing with your husband / wife for 5 mins is equally effective!

😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😂😂😂

A MUST TRY!!!!!!!          ALZHEIMERS'  EYE TEST

(I love this part.. It's absolutely amazing!)

Count every  "  F  " in the following text:

FINISHED  FILES ARE THE RE

SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI

FIC STUDY COMBINED  WITH

THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...  

(SEE  BELOW)

HOW MANY ? 

  

3....4....

WRONG,  THERE ARE  6  --  no joke.

READ IT AGAIN !

Really, go Back and Try to find the  6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is  further down.

The brain cannot  process "OF".

Incredible  or what? Go back and look again!!

Anyone who counts  all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.

Three  is normal, four is quite rare.

Good isnt it👍

This has got to be one of the cleverest msgs I've received in a while..

*Alzheimer's test to be taken regularly by all above 40*

*If you are over 40 years, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test*

*How fast can you guess these words correctly and fill-in the blanks ??*

*1) _  _NDOM*

*2) F_  _K*

*3)  P_N_S*

*4)  PU_S_*

*5)  S_X*

*6)  BOO_S*

*Answers :*

*1)  RANDOM*

*2)  FORK*

*3)  PANTS*

*4)  PULSE*

*5)  SIX*

*6)  BOOKS*

*You got all 6 wrong...didn't you ??*

*You do NOT have Alzheimer's*

*You are still Naughty, like you were at Twenty...!!*

*Keep  Well & Keep  Smiling* 😉😝😜

When 2 beggars meet each other  and 2 software engineers meet each other after a long time,

the question asked is the same .

On which platform are u working these days?

After wife's delivery, Husband asks nurse - "How soon do u think we will be able to have sex?"

Nurse: "Meet me after 20 mins !! And don't talk so loudly..."

😄😄😁😝

🍃Stroke has a new indicator.

 

Blood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue

🍃I will continue to forward this every time it comes around!

STROKE: Remember the 1st Three Letters....

🍃 S. T. R. 🍃

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:

🍃Senario :- During a BBQ, a woman stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) ...she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.

They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Jane went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening.

🍃Jane's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 PMJane passed away) 

She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. 

Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Jane would be with us today. Some don't die. 

They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.

 🍃It only takes a minute to read this.

🍃A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. 

He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. 

🍃RECOGNIZING A STROKE

Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR. Read and

Learn!

🍃Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. 

Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.

Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:

✅S *Ask the individual to SMILE.

✅T *Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A

SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently)

(i.e. Chicken Soup)

✅R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.

🍃If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency number immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

 🍃New Sign of a Stroke ---

✅Stick out Your Tongue!

NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his tongue. If the tongue is

'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.

✅A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.

Brilliant article, just couldn't resist sharing..

*Ducks Quack, Eagles Soar*

I was waiting in line for a ride at the airport in Dubai. When a cab pulled up, the first thing I noticed was that the taxi was polished to a bright shine. Smartly dressed in a white shirt, black tie, and freshly pressed black slacks, the cab driver jumped out and rounded the car to open the back passenger door for me.

He handed me a laminated card and said: 'I'm Abdul, your driver. While I'm loading your bags in the trunk I'd like you to read my mission statement.'

Taken aback, I read the card. It said: Abdul's Mission Statement:

To get my customers to their destination in the quickest, safest and cheapest way possible in a friendly environment.

This blew me away. Especially when I noticed that the inside of the cab matched the outside. Spotlessly clean!

As he slid behind the wheel, Abdul said, 'Would you like a cup of coffee? I have a thermos of regular and one of decaf.'

I said jokingly, 'No, I'd prefer a soft drink.'

Abdul smiled and said, 'No problem. I have a cooler up front with regular and Diet Coke, lassi, water and orange juice.'

Almost stuttering, I said, 'I'll take a Lassi.'

Handing me my drink, Abdul said, 'If you'd like something to read, I have The NST , Star and Sun Today.'

As they were pulling away, Abdul handed me another laminated card, 'These are the stations I get and the music they play, if you'd like to listen to the radio.'

And as if that weren't enough, Abdul told me that he had the air conditioning on and asked if the temperature was comfortable for me.

Then he advised me of the best route to my destination for that time of day. He also let me know that he'd be happy to chat and tell me about some of the sights or, if I preferred, to leave me with my own thoughts.

'Tell me, Abdul ,' I was amazed and asked him, 'have you always served customers like this?'

Abdul smiled into the rear view mirror. "No, not always. In fact, it's only been in the last two years. My first five years driving, I spent most of my time complaining like all the rest of the cabbies do. Then I heard about POWER OF CHOICE one day."

Power of choice is that you can be a duck or an eagle.

'If you get up in the morning expecting to have a bad day, you'll rarely disappoint yourself. Stop complaining!'

'Don't be a duck. Be an eagle. Ducks quack and complain. Eagles soar above the crowd.'

'That hit me. really hard' said Abdul.

'It is about me. I was always quacking and complaining, so I decided to change my attitude and become an eagle. I looked around at the other cabs and their drivers. The cabs were dirty, the drivers were unfriendly, and the customers were unhappy. So I decided to make some changes, slowly ... a few at a time. When my customers responded well, I did more.'

'I take it that it has paid off for you,' I said.

'It sure has,' Abdul replied. 'My first year as an eagle, I doubled my income from the previous year. This year I'll probably quadruple it. My customers call me for appointments on my cell phone or leave a message on it.'

Abdul made a different choice. He decided to stop quacking like a duck and start soaring like an eagle.

Start becoming an eagle today ... one small step every week..next week... And next...And....

A great Thought..

"You don't die if you fall in water, you die only if you don't swim.

Thats the Real Meaning of Life.

Improve yourself and your skills in a different way.

Be an eagle. .not a Duck.

A husband-wife conversation...

When I reached office, I got a call from my wife..."what is the date today?" .. 

🤔🤔😨😰🤒😥

I was wondering..then told her 15th October..

call disconnected...

I was wondering ( rather FRIGHTENED... 😰😥😨)...

her birthday?....... No

...mine............       No...(😬😬😝)

......anniversary..........   no

.......  son's birthday ..........   no

in laws' bday/anniversary....   no

gas booking........     done

utility payments........done

her uncle who arrives when we want to go out, sqat and kill us and our time.....his birthday... ...no

 Then?!

Why date???

Lunch and evening tea went with spinning questions...🙇🙇🤔🤔

reached home...

Junior was playing in car park...

Asked him....

how is the weather in kitchen? Tornado... tsunami???

Boy told " all normal. Why?"

" your mom asked me..what is the date today in the morning?"

Boy smiled and told me...

"I tore some sheets from calendar in morning...

she was confused.."

😳😳😳🙄🙄🙄🤔🤗😄😁

Being husband is a tough job.

😀😉😉

Dedicated to all husbands in the world!!

During annual executive health check up in a company, two senior managers were found to have normal blood pressure and blood sugar. Both were terminated for not working hard enough.😝

Everyone should read it. 

AFTER YEARS OF TELLING PEOPLE CHEMOTHERAPY IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRY ('TRY', BEING THE KEY WORD) TO ELIMINATE CANCER, JOHNS HOPKINS IS FINALLY STARTING TO TELL YOU THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY .. 

Cancer Update from Johns Hopkins: 

1. Every person has cancer cells in the body.. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size. 

2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a 

person's lifetime. 

3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer 

cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumors. 

4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has

nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic,

but also to environmental, food and lifestyle factors. 

5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet to eat more adequately and healthy, 4-5 times/day and by including supplements will strengthen the immune system. 

6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing

cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastrointestinal tract etc., and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc. 

7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs. 

8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size.

However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction. 

9.. When the body has too much toxic burden from

chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either

compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications. 

10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites.

11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer

cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply. 

*CANCER CELLS FEED ON: 

a. Sugar substitutes like NutraSweet, Equal, Spoonful, etc. are made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute would be Manuka honey or molasses, but only in very small amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in color Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt. 

b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus.. By cutting off milk and substituting with unsweetened soy milk cancer cells are being starved. 

c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based diet is acidic. Meat also contains livestock antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all harmful, especially to people with cancer. 

d.. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole

grains, seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into

an alkaline environment. About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to cellular levels within 15 minutes to nourish and enhance growth of healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts) and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed at

temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C).. 

e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high

caffeine Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer

fighting properties. Water-best to drink purified water, or

filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap

water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it. 

12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of

digestive enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the intestines becomes putrefied and leads to more toxic buildup. 

13.. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By

refraining from meat it frees more enzymes to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and allows the

body's killer cells to destroy the cancer cells. 

14. Some supplements build up the immune system

(IP6, Flor-ssence, Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals,

EFAs etc.) to enable the body's own killer cells to destroy cancer cells.. Other supplements like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body's normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells. 

15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit.

A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior

be a survivor. Anger, unforgiveness and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy life.

16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated

environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to

get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer cells.

Hilarious 

A guy was baptized and dipped in water 3 times.

After the third dip, the Priest said: "You are now baptized, you are a new creation. The old one is gone, no more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is Gomes."

Gomes went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Kingfisher Beer, dipped it in water 3 times and said: "You are now a new creation, the old one is gone. Your new name is Green Tea!" 

😀😀😀

Motivation

Motivation is already lying in us like sticks in matchbox. We need to just add spark to enlighten...be positive.

Always believe best is yet to come !!!

Engineer vs Doctor

_A mechanical engineer was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop_...

_He went to him & said.. "Look at this engine... I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back"...So why do I get such a small salary? and u get huge sums_....!

_The doctor smiled at the engineer and came close to his ear and said.... "Try the same when the engine is running_."

👌👏 classic!

_Continuation_

.Engineer. Revenge

.

.

.

.

.

_The mech engineer smiled back came close to doctors ear and said_ 

_I can pick any dead engine and make it alive . . . . . . . can you_ ???

👌👏 *Not only classic but Epic*_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

Friends

The privilege of Drinking with Friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time..

And  the best thing is-

 *Nonsense is Understood, Discussed & Respected.*

🍻🍷🍾🍹🍷🍺

Hi I lost my BRA (Size 36) while having sex with my boyfriend. It cost me 90. If you forward this I'll get 5 P per forward. Plz don't delete. Winters has started & my nipples r getting hard & visible. So please forward this msg and help me out. I will pray that u get a big breasted gf. Otherwise u will get a small breasted flat chested one.

If u r a girl u will get a husband with a small dick. Don't neglect this message. Forward this to atleast 10 people.

One person broke this chain. He got married to a girl with small boobs and nipples like pimples.

Fired from job

A man goes home to his wife, after being fired from his job at a chips factory

The wife acts surprised, because the man has been employee of the month for 13 months in a row.

She asks "What happened?"

"I got fired for putting my penis in the potato cutter. It's been a dream of mine, and I couldn't resist it anymore", the man replied.

The wife, even more surprised after hearing what happened, asked if everything is okay with his penis.

"Yes everything is fine with the penis", he replied.

"What about the potato cutter?", she asked.

A bit ashamed, he replied "she got fired as well"

Raise

*The Day the Penis asked for a Raise*

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths. 

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off , but sometimes more work to do in weekend .

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. 

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases. 

Sincerely,

*P. Enis*

👄👄👄👄👄👄

*The Response*👇

Dear Mr.Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: 

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. 

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the Correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.. 

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

*V.  A. Gina*

WHEN TO BE SILENT

*WHEN TO BE SILENT*

1.  Be silent - in the heat of

     anger.

2.  Be silent - when you don't

     have all the facts.

3.  Be silent - when you

     haven't verified the story.

4.   Be silent - if your words 

     will offend a weaker  

     Person.

5.  Be silent - when it is time 

     to listen.

6.  Be silent - when you are 

     tempted to make light of 

     holy things.

7.  Be silent - when you are 

     tempted to joke about  sin.

8.  Be silent - if you would be

     ashamed of your word  later.

9.  Be silent - if your words 

     would convey the wrong 

     impression.

10. Be silent - if the issue is 

      none of your business.

11. Be silent - when you are 

      tempted to tell an  outright lie.

12. Be silent - if your words 

      will damage someone  else's reputation.

13. Be silent - if your words 

      will damage a friendship.

14. Be silent - when you are 

      feeling critical.

15. Be silent - if you can't  

      say it without screaming.

16. Be silent - if your words 

      will be a poor reflection 

      of your friends and family.

17. Be silent - if you may   

       have to eat your words 

       later.

18. Be silent - if you have 

       already said it more 

       than one time.

19. Be silent - when you are 

      tempted to flatter a 

      wicked person.

20. Be silent - when you are 

      supposed to be working 

      instead.

21. Be silent - when your

       words do not do any 

       good to anyone

       including yourself.

*"WHOEVER GUARDS HIS MOUTH AND TONGUE KEEPS HIS SOUL FROM TROUBLES"*

Think positive

If you think positively,

Sound becomes music🎶

Movement becomes dance💃🏼

Smile becomes laughter😆

Mind becomes meditation😇

And Life becomes celebration.👯🎉🎊

School

Excellent words by an old Man:

*School was the Longest Vacation I ever had in my Lifetime* !! 🏤

*Charlie Chaplin

A Good Day to Recollect his 3 Heart Touching

Statements:

(1) Nothing is Permanent

     in this World,

     not even our

     Troubles.

(2) I like Walking in

     the Rain, because

     NoBody can see

     my Tears.

(3) The Most Wasted

      Day in Life is the

      Day in which we

      have not Laughed.

LIFE is to Enjoy with

Whatever you have with

You, Keep Smiling...!

If you feel STRESSED,

Give yourself A Break.

Enjoy Some..

Icecream/ Choclates/

Candy/ Cake...

Why...?

B'Coz...

STRESSED

backwards spelling is

DESSERTS...!!

Enjoy...!

Very Beautiful lines

ONE Good

Group is equal to ONE

Full medical store...!!

Six Best Doctors

in the World....

1.Sunlight,

2.Rest,

3.Exercise,

4.Diet,

5.Self Confidence

6.Friends.

Maintain them in all

stages of Life and

enjoy healthy life...!

If you see the Moon...

You see the Beauty of

God.....!

If you see the Sun...!

You see the power of

God....

And....

If you see the Mirror,

You see the Best

Creation of GOD...!

So,

Believe in YOURSELF.

We all are Tourists God is our Travel Agent

Who has already fixed

all our Routes, Reservations

Destinations

So....

Trust him Enjoy the

"Trip" called LIFE...!!

Life will never

come Again.!!

Live Today..!

*_Tooooooo Goood......_* 😂😂

A Lady Lawyer decided to give herself a big treat for her birthday by staying overnight in one of London's most expensive hotels.

When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.

She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high.

" It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly are...n't Worth £250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast......"

The clerk told her that £250.00 is the '' Standard Rate ''

So she insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk, Announced :

 " The hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use."

'' But I didn't Use them," she said.

'' Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager. He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the In-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. " We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh, Glasgow, and Aberdeen performing here," the Manager said.

" But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.

 " Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

No matter what Amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied :

*_'' But I didn't Use It.....!!! "_*

The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to the Manager.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.

*_'' But Madam, this check is only made out for £50.00......"_*

 _'' That's Correct. I Charged you £200.00 For Sleeping With Me......" she replied....!!! ''_

 *_'' But I Didn't...!!!! ''_* Exclaims the very surprised Manager.

*_'' Well, Too Bad, I was here, and you could have."=))...._*

 *_U Won't Win Against A Lawyer._*

*_And You Definitely Won't Win Against A Woman.....!!!!!!_*

    💥😂💃😂🏃😂💥

Corporate job

A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost...

*She reduced altitude & shouted to a man  below :-* 

_"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."_

*Man below replied :-* 

_"You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude."_

*Lady :-* _"You must be an engineer."_

*Man :-* _"How do you know?"_

*Lady :-* _"Everything you told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost."_

*Engineer :-* _"You must be in Top Management."_

*Lady :-* _"Ya. How do you know?"_

*Engineer :-* _"You don't know where you are or where you're going, you have no technical knowledge._ 

_You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep & you expect people beneath you to solve your problems

The Glasgow Brothel

.

The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed,  good-looking man in his late forties.

"May I help you sir?" she asked.

"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam.

 "No, I must see Valerie," he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged ￡5000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand pounds and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, as she was so expensive.

There were no discounts. The price was still ￡5000. Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, the man asked Valerie to sign a receipt that she had received ￡15000. She was astonished nevertheless signed on the receipt and said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row and for sure this is the first time anyone has asked me to sign a receipt. Where are you from?"

The man replied, "Edinburgh."

"Really", she said. "I have family in Edinburgh ."

"I know." the man said.

"Your sister died, and I'm her solicitor. I was instructed to deliver you ￡15,000 inheritance in person."

Two things in life are certain:

 1. Death

 2. Being screwed by a lawyer.

😂😂😂😂

Truly inspiring

In life I have forgotten how many times I have fallen. 

How many times I have hurt myself. 

The entire world laughed at me.

But I never gave up. 

I have always picked myself up, dusted myself and walked upto the waiter and said,

"Another large please !"

😜

How to Be Perfect

Everything is perfect, dear friend.

-Kerouac                                            

Get some sleep.

Don't give advice.

Take care of your teeth and gums.

Don't be afraid of anything beyond your control. Don't be afraid, for

instance, that the building will collapse as you sleep, or that someone

you love will suddenly drop dead.

Eat an orange every morning.

Be friendly. It will help make you happy.

Raise your pulse rate to 120 beats per minute for 20 straight minutes

four or five times a week doing anything you enjoy.

Hope for everything. Expect nothing.

Take care of things close to home first. Straighten up your room

before you save the world. Then save the world.

Know that the desire to be perfect is probably the veiled expression

of another desire—to be loved, perhaps, or not to die.

Make eye contact with a tree.

Be skeptical about all opinions, but try to see some value in each of

them.

Dress in a way that pleases both you and those around you.

Do not speak quickly.

Learn something every day. (Dzien dobre!)

Be nice to people before they have a chance to behave badly.

Don't stay angry about anything for more than a week, but don't

forget what made you angry. Hold your anger out at arm's length

and look at it, as if it were a glass ball. Then add it to your glass ball

collection.

Be loyal.

Wear comfortable shoes.

Design your activities so that they show a pleasing balance

and variety.

Be kind to old people, even when they are obnoxious. When you

become old, be kind to young people. Do not throw your cane at

them when they call you Grandpa. They are your grandchildren!

Live with an animal.

Do not spend too much time with large groups of people.

If you need help, ask for it.

Cultivate good posture until it becomes natural.

If someone murders your child, get a shotgun and blow his head off.

Plan your day so you never have to rush.

Show your appreciation to people who do things for you, even if you

have paid them, even if they do favors you don't want.

Do not waste money you could be giving to those who need it.

Expect society to be defective. Then weep when you find that it is far

more defective than you imagined.

When you borrow something, return it in an even better condition.

As much as possible, use wooden objects instead of plastic or metal

ones.

Look at that bird over there.

After dinner, wash the dishes.

Calm down.

Visit foreign countries, except those whose inhabitants have

expressed a desire to kill you.

Don't expect your children to love you, so they can, if they want to.

Meditate on the spiritual. Then go a little further, if you feel like it.

What is out (in) there?

Sing, every once in a while.

Be on time, but if you are late do not give a detailed and lengthy

excuse.

Don't be too self-critical or too self-congratulatory.

Don't think that progress exists. It doesn't.

Walk upstairs.

Do not practice cannibalism.

Imagine what you would like to see happen, and then don't do

anything to make it impossible.

Take your phone off the hook at least twice a week.

Keep your windows clean.

Extirpate all traces of personal ambitiousness.

Don't use the word extirpate too often.

Forgive your country every once in a while. If that is not possible, go

to another one.

If you feel tired, rest.

Grow something.

Do not wander through train stations muttering, "We're all going to

die!"

Count among your true friends people of various stations of life.

Appreciate simple pleasures, such as the pleasure of chewing, the

pleasure of warm water running down your back, the pleasure of a

cool breeze, the pleasure of falling asleep.

Do not exclaim, "Isn't technology wonderful!"

Learn how to stretch your muscles. Stretch them every day.

Don't be depressed about growing older. It will make you feel even

older. Which is depressing.

Do one thing at a time.

If you burn your finger, put it in cold water immediately. If you bang

your finger with a hammer, hold your hand in the air for twenty

minutes. You will be surprised by the curative powers of coldness and

gravity.

Learn how to whistle at earsplitting volume.

Be calm in a crisis. The more critical the situation, the calmer you

should be.

Contemplate everything's opposite.

If you're struck with the fear that you've swum out too far in the

ocean, turn around and go back to the lifeboat.

Keep your childish self alive.

Answer letters promptly. Use attractive stamps, like the one with a

tornado on it.

Cry every once in a while, but only when alone. Then appreciate

how much better you feel. Don't be embarrassed about feeling better.

Do not inhale smoke.

Take a deep breath.

Do not smart off to a policeman.

Do not step off the curb until you can walk all the way across the

street. From the curb you can study the pedestrians who are trapped

in the middle of the crazed and roaring traffic.

Be good.

Walk down different streets.

Backwards.

Remember beauty, which exists, and truth, which does not. Notice

that the idea of truth is just as powerful as the idea of beauty.

Stay out of jail.

In later life, become a mystic.

Use Colgate toothpaste in the new Tartar Control formula.

Visit friends and acquaintances in the hospital. When you feel it is

time to leave, do so.

Be honest with yourself, diplomatic with others.

Do not go crazy a lot. It's a waste of time.

Read and reread great books.

Dig a hole with a shovel.

In winter, before you go to bed, humidify your bedroom.

Know that the only perfect things are a 300 game in bowling and a

27-batter, 27-out game in baseball.

Drink plenty of water. When asked what you would like to drink,

say, "Water, please."

Ask "Where is the loo?" but not "Where can I urinate?"

Be kind to physical objects.

Beginning at age forty, get a complete "physical" every few years

from a doctor you trust and feel comfortable with.

Don't read the newspaper more than once a year.

Learn how to say "hello," "thank you," and "chopsticks"

in Mandarin.

Belch and fart, but quietly.

Be especially cordial to foreigners.

See shadow puppet plays and imagine that you are one of the

characters. Or all of them.

Take out the trash.

Love life.

Use exact change.

When there's shooting in the street, don't go near the window.

The First

The first to apologise is the bravest.

The first to forgive is the strongest.

The first to forget is the happiest.

Stupid Comments

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius...absolutely stunningly hilarious comments!😂😂😂

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(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss  USA  contest.

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

--Mariah Carey

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"

-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign

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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"

--Winston Bennett,  University  of  Kentucky  basketball forward.

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"Outside of the killings,  Washington  has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"

--Mayor Marion Barry,  Washington  , DC

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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"

--A congressional candidate in  Texas  .

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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.."

-Former U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle. 

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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"

--Lee Iacocca

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  "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."

-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTCInstructor

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 "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina

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"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."

--Keppel Enderbery

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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."

-- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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And you wonder how Trump was elected President !

Good Story

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU GATHER,

BUT WHAT YOU SCATTER

 

I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes... I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas.

 

I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the 

display of fresh green peas. I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. 

 

Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing 

the conversation between Mr. Miller (the store owner) 

and the ragged boy next to me.

 

'Hello Barry, how are you today?'

 

'H'lo, Mr. Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admirin' them peas. 

They sure look good'

 

'They are good, Barry. How's your Ma?'

  

'Fine. Gittin' stronger alla' time.'  

'Good. Anything I can help you with?'  

'No, Sir. Jus' admirin' them peas.'  

'Would you like to take some home?' asked Mr. Miller.

 

'No, Sir. Got nuthin' to pay for 'em with.'

 

'Well, what have you to trade me for some of those peas?'

 

'All I got's my prize marble here.' 

 

'Is that right? Let me see it', said Miller.

 

'Here 'tis. She's a dandy.'

 

'I can see that. Hmm mmm, only thing is this one is 

blue and I sort of go for red. Do you have a red one 

like this at home?' the store owner asked.

 

'Not zackley but almost.'

 

'Tell you what. Take this sack of peas home with you 

and next trip this way let me look at that red marble'. 

Mr. Miller told the boy.

 

'Sure will. Thanks Mr. Miller.'

 

Mrs. Miller, who had been standing nearby, 

came over to help me.

 

With a smile she said, 'There are two other boys 

like him in our community, all three are in very poor 

circumstances. Jim just loves to bargain with them

 for peas, apples, tomatoes, or whatever. 

 

When they come back with their red marbles, and they 

always do, he decides he doesn't like red after all and 

he sends them home with a bag of produce for a green 

marble or an orange one, when they come on their 

next trip to the store.'

 

I left the store smiling to myself, impressed with this man. 

A short time later I moved to Texas , but I never forgot 

the story of this man, the boys, and their bartering for marbles.

 

Several years went by, each more rapid than the previous one.  

Just recently I had occasion to visit some old friends in that Nebraska community and while I was there learned that Mr. Miller had died. They were having his visitation that evening and knowing my friends wanted to go, I agreed to accompany them. Upon arrival at the mortuary 

we fell into line to meet the relatives of the deceased and to offer whatever words of comfort we could.

 

Ahead of us in line were three young men. One was in 

an army uniform and the other two wore nice haircuts, 

dark suits and white shirts...all very professional looking. 

They approached Mrs. Miller, standing composed and 

smiling by her husband's casket.

 

Each of the young men hugged her, kissed her on the cheek, spoke briefly with her and moved on to the casket. 

Her misty light blue eyes followed them as, one by one; 

each young man stopped briefly and placed his own 

warm hand over the cold pale hand in the casket. 

Each left the mortuary awkwardly, wiping his eyes.

 

Our turn came to meet Mrs. Miller. I told her who I was 

and reminded her of the story from those many years ago and what she had told me about her husband's bartering for marbles. With her eyes glistening, she took my hand and led me to the casket.

 

'Those three young men who just left were the boys I told you about.

 

They just told me how they appreciated the things Jim 

'traded' them. Now, at last, when Jim could not change 

his mind about color or size....they came to pay their debt.' 

 

'We've never had a great deal of the wealth of this world,' 

she confided, 'but right now, Jim would consider himself 

the richest man in Nebraska ...'

 

With loving gentleness she lifted the lifeless fingers of 

her deceased husband. Resting underneath were three exquisitely shined red marbles.

 

The Moral: 

We will not be remembered by our words, but by our kind 

deeds. Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but 

by the moments that take our breath.

Today I wish you a day of ordinary miracles ~ 

A fresh pot of coffee you didn't make yourself...

 

An unexpected phone call from an old friend.... 

Green stoplights on your way to work....

 

The fastest line at the grocery store....

 

A good sing-along song on the radio..

 

Your keys found right where you left them.

 

 

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU GATHER, 

BUT WHAT YOU SCATTER THAT 

TELLS WHAT KIND OF LIFE YOU HAVE LIVED

Success is Personal

Success is Personal

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/success-personal-edith-cooper

Cat Joke

This is classic!!!

A woman brought a very limp duck in to a veterinary surgeon.

As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope

and listened to the duck's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head

sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied the Vet.

"How can you be so sure?" she protested.

"I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left

the room.

He returned a few minutes later with a Labrador.

As the duck's owner looked on in amazement,

the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it

out of the room.

A few minutes later he returned with a cat.

The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The Vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "Rs. 3000!" she cried, "Rs. 3000 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been Rs.100, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now Rs 3000."

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Lee Kuan Yew

12 Things Lee Kuan Yew Taught Me About the World https://www.farnamstreetblog.com/2016/05/lee-kuan-yew/

Many years ago, a newlywed young man was sitting on a couch on a hot, humid day, sipping frozen juice during a visit to his father.

As he talked about adult life, marriage, responsibilities, and obligations, the father thoughtfully stirred the ice cubes in his glass and cast a clear, sober look on his son.

"Never forget your friends," he advised, "they will become more important as you get older."

"Regardless of how much you love your family and the children you happen to have, you will always need friends. Remember to go out with them occasionally, do activities with them, call them ..."

"What strange advice!" Thought the young man. "I just entered the married world, I am an adult and surely my wife and the family that we will start will be everything I need to make sense of my life."

Yet he obeyed his father; Kept in touch with his friends and annually increased their number. Over the years, he became aware that his father knew what he was talking about.

Inasmuch as time and nature carry out their designs and mysteries on a man, friends were the bulwarks of his life.

After 50 years of life, here is what he learned:

Time passes.

Life goes on.

The distance separates.

Children grow up.

Children cease to be children and become independent. And to the parents it breaks the heart but the children are separated of the parents.

Jobs come and go.

Illusions, desires, attraction, sex ... weaken.

People do not do what they should do.

The heart breaks.

The parents die.

Colleagues forget the favors.

The races are over.

But, true friends are always there, no matter how long or how many miles they are.

A friend is never more distant than the reach of a need, barring you, intervening in your favor, waiting for you with open arms or blessing your life.

When we started this adventure called LIFE, we did not know of the incredible joys or sorrows that were ahead. We did not know how much we would need from each other. Love your parents, take care of your children, but keep a group of good friends. Dialogue with them but do not impose your views.

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Hats off to the guy who created this.....

No words!  This is amazing. Pls try this

Mr. Allen Swift: Born - 1908 - Died 2010

This man owned & drove the same car for 82 YEARS.

Can you imagine even having the same car for 82 years?

Mr. Allen Swift ( Springfield , Massachusetts ) received this 1928 Rolls-Royce Piccadilly-P1 Roadster from his father, brand new - as a graduation gift in 1928. He drove it up until his death ... At the age of 102!!! He was the oldest living owner of a car that was purchased new.

Just thought you'd like to see it.

It was donated to a Springfield museum after his death. It has 1,070,000 miles on it, still runs like a Swiss watch, dead silent at any speed and is in perfect cosmetic condition. 82 years - That's approximately 13,048 miles per year (1087 per month)...1,070,000 miles ( 1,712,000 kilometers!!

That's British engineering of a bygone era. I don't think they make them like this anymore!

The 26 letters of the English alphabet  are so intelligently arranged.

They show you the way of life..

*"A"lways "B" e  "C" ool.   "D" on't  have "E" go  with  "F" riends  n Family.   "G" iveup   "H" urting  "I" ndividuals.   "J" ust  "K" eep  "L" oving  "M" ankind.   "N" ever  "O" mit  "P" rayers.   "Q" uietly  "R" emember  "G" od.   "S" peak  "T" ruth.   "U" se  "V" alid  "W" ords.   "X" press  "Y" our  "Z"eal.*

"Ah so you learned to drive in a Ferrari" that's what a new colleague said to me when I explained that I had joined Google straight after university.  This sentence echoed in my head, when in the months after that conversation; I got an offer to leave Google.  Deciding to leave Google was hard, really hard but I'm really glad I did. Here's what I learned when I handed back the keys to the Ferrari.

Lesson 1: Great Isn't Always Enough

Google is constantly named the best company to work for. And I think Google deserves those awards. Let's be clear: I said goodbye to something I loved, not something I hated. And it was mutual. Google looked after me. They always gave me a strong package: a super competitive salary, every perk you could name and even a swimming pool! I also left behind a super-talented team: we were set up to succeed and we looked out for one another. In other words I walked away from a great job.

A great job wasn't enough to make me happy. My work life balance sucked.  No matter how hard you try if you work in Ireland for a California based company you cannot avoid some late nights and some travel, in my case many late nights and much travel. I became a bad friend and partner. I never made 7pm spin or mid-week drinks. I spent many Sundays on the plane to San Francisco and when I come back at 11am the next Saturday I would be tired and cranky. Over time, these patterns really began to negatively impact my life. I was in San Francisco last year when my grandfather had a huge stroke. My manager was amazing, he did everything he could to help me but at that moment in my life I felt more powerless than I have ever done. I was too far away from my family at a moment when I needed to be close to them.

Ironically, a fantastic Google based training called 'Search Inside Yourself' (now a book and separate organization) helped me realise that my work and what makes me happy in life were mismatched.  It gave me the mindfulness to see that what made me happy was an awful lot more than job satisfaction. My job was great, but it wasn't enough.

Lesson 2: The Right Role Can Be In The Most Unexpected Of Companies

If you told me a year ago, that I would be working for a bank, I would have laughed at you. I would have told you that I was a product manager, I liked tech and startups and those really weren't things I associated with a bank. I do now. My narrow view of what the right company for me was could have resulted in me missing a great opportunity to work on the things I really like to work on. I got lucky, this role came to me. I'm not sure I would have found it. This is why platforms like Linkedin and Twitter and the good old fashioned drink coffee with your network technique are activities that should not be neglected.

Lesson 3: Moving Company Doesn't Mean Starting From Zero

One of the things that scared me the most about changing role was the thought of having to start again in a new company. In Google, my reputation preceded me; people knew what it was like to work with me. I wasn't looking forward to having to build that credibility up again.  This has been much easier than I expected. I realised that it wasn't my reputation that had built up in Google, it was my behaviour.  I went into Google a graduate with no experience of working for a large company and came out with six years of experience; the experience changed my behaviour in Google and it meant my behaviour in Bank of Ireland was informed by it from day one.  Don't let fear about being new or having to start again hold you back.

Lesson 4: There Are Great People Everywhere

My team in Google was superb. We not only got things done but we had fun doing it. We challenged each other and supported each other. I was happy to go for a pint with anyone from my team on a Friday night. That's a great barometer for anyone you work with: are they sound enough for you to be willing to spend some of you non-work hours with them.  It turns out my team in Bank of Ireland is very like my team in Google – I'd happily grab an after work quiet one with any of them. And I do. The people I met in Google wanted Google to be the very best that it could be and the people I've met in Bank of Ireland want Bank of Ireland to be the very best that it can be. An 18 year old tech company and a 232 year old bank might not seem like they have a lot in common, but when so much of a company is determined by its people, these two actually have a lot more in common that you would expect.

Lesson 5: Careers Are Journeys Not Final Destinations

The days where you worked one job for your adult working life are gone. We will all have more than one role in more than one company. That's good.  It keeps us thinking big and we can learn and leverage more than we could if we just stayed in one place. It also asks more of you. You have to be focused on your career. If you don't want to stay in one place forever, then you should have a 3 year plan (I like 3 more than 5). If you don't know what skill or interest you want to explore next, how can you possibly build the steps to get there? I have a lot of conditions, things a role must meet before I'm interested (a product angle, a startup focus, a customer focus, freedom to execute and a positive contribution to my work life balance) and I know that if a role has those, then I can grow from it. If it doesn't I'm not interested because it's not going to help me on my journey.

So 90 days post-Ferrari, did I make the right decision? Yes I did. What type of car is my new role? I don't know yet, it's still under construction. It's new for the bank and it's new for me but I know my team is passionate, driven and equipped to succeed.  And when I leave the office this evening, I'll be in my favourite city close to my family, and when I meet my other half at home, at a reasonable hour, there'll be no excuse not to go out for a jog on this sunny evening. Ok so there is a downside: jogging!

My new jogging route!