WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put . The garage is all yours . Wedding plans take care of themselves . Chocolate is just another snack . You can be President . You can never be pregnant . You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park . You can wear NO shirt to a water park . Car mechanics tell you the truth ... The world is your urinal . You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky . You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt . Same work, more pay . Wrinkles add character . Wedding dress $5000 . Tux rental-$100 . People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them . New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet . One mood all the time .
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat . You know stuff about tanks . A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase . You can open all your own jars ... You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness . If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend ...
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack . Three pairs of shoes are more than enough . You almost never have strap problems in public . You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes . Everything on your face stays its original color . The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades . You only have to shave your face and neck .
You can play with toys all your life . One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons . You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look . You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife . You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache ..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes .
No wonder men are happier .
Am sending this to all the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put . The garage is all yours . Wedding plans take care of themselves . Chocolate is just another snack . You can be President . You can never be pregnant . You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park . You can wear NO shirt to a water park . Car mechanics tell you the truth ... The world is your urinal . You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky . You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt . Same work, more pay . Wrinkles add character . Wedding dress $5000 . Tux rental-$100 . People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them . New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet . One mood all the time .
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat . You know stuff about tanks . A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase . You can open all your own jars ... You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness . If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend ...
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack . Three pairs of shoes are more than enough . You almost never have strap problems in public . You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes . Everything on your face stays its original color . The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades . You only have to shave your face and neck .
You can play with toys all your life . One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons . You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look . You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife . You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache ..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes .
No wonder men are happier .
Am sending this to all the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it
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